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Lettuce makes me really happy.

lirrylirry:

this is literally the best thing in the entire world

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secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

  • gay guy: *cough*
  • white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
  • europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
  • americans: what
  • europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL

sixhundrethfloor:

themasterslover:

ladyroscoe:

the-rise-of-misha:

We don’t like your presence,
Everyone on tumblr

*Whistles for hellhounds*

*hellhounds appear and tear the shit out of yahoo company members* 

*moon moon shows up, trips upon arrival and misses the whole thing*

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itsaseasonalthing:

OMG THEY’RE DOING THE NAME THING ALL OVER THE WORLD???

I THOUGHT THEY ONLY WENT WEIRDLY INSANE HERE WOWWW

THAT’S ACTUALLY REALLY COOL. 

daftwithoneshoe:

stuftzombie:

daftwithoneshoe:

An episode of Supernatural called ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ guest starring Gordon Ramsay playing himself possessed by a demon.

So just playing himself?

Yes, but more like ‘this virgin is so undercooked she could give birth to the next son of God at any moment!’ or ‘I’ve met hell hounds who can prepare a more elegant meal than this shit! And what’s this? Maggots? Those don’t go with angel blood!’

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blackfireburningbright:

promo4homo:

beefjorky:

gotta keep an eye out for selener

ok but does she have a pink chicken wing on her necklace

I JUST. HOKFIED

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niknak79:

I lost my car keys